“Lana Loves Kid Rock” 

Maudlin House, 2024

An Epistolary Midsummer Romance 

“I frown upon him, yet he loves me still.”

‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’ by William Shakespeare.

PART ONE 

(Midsummer Night)

EMAIL FROM THE CHATEAU MARMONT TO LANA DEL REY’S MANAGEMENT

Mr. Daniels,

Your client was accompanied by a masked cowboy for dinner at the Chateau. Their interaction seems to have ended on a sour note, and Lana is now in tears, inconsolable at her table.

I request your instructions.

EMAIL FROM LANA DEL REY’S MANAGEMENT TO THE CHATEAU MARMONT

Greg,  sorry I missed your calls. Pls escort her to a bungalow pronto, u have our payment information on file. Make sure suite is equipped with usual:

  • a Royal Scriptor 69149V typewriter, or Underwood

  • an ample supply of paper

  • chamomile tea

  • kittens (if avail)

Don’t worry, it’s moments like these that bring about her best work.

Harper

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